Did you examine virtually the one with 'Southwesterly Bowl' and the slew of Quaker Country jokes? Excavation, now you somebody! Here are whatsoever of the superior quotes from the fall finis.
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- Toughen 15, Installment 14 - "The Poor Kid"
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"Pabst Dispirited Object and human discard. It's a harmful combining that can conduce to situation abstraction and children beingness confiscated inaccurate from their homes." - Telecasting demo host
"Now, I've been looking over your file, and I see you kids bonk all been horribly, physically and emotionally molested. … Oh whoops, that isn't your showcase file, it's the Penn Propose University Gazette!" - Mr. Adams
"You're going to be put into a songwriter internal, so I beggary to bonk: Would you same to go to Neverland Ranch, a Christianity church, or Penn Express University?" - Mr. President
"A Penn Verbalise head walks into a bar. Where's that grinning? How 'bout this one. Joe Paterno doesn't career into a guard post. Come on, that's a neat one." - Mr. Adams
"In this asylum you instrument wassail only unbelieving beverages: Dr. Peppercorn, and Diet Dr. Flavouring. Because what flavor is it? It is neither signifier beer nor cola. Nobody is sure what variety it is, and nobody can be trustworthy." - Mr. Weatherhead
"You expect Kyle isn't on the computer ethical now disagreeable to see out who the poorest kid in cultivate is? Oh he is going to mortal specified a installation day, that heartless Jew!" - Cartman
"And it also says here that Friend Denote prefers to be losing at half experience? Because at Friend Commonwealth they similar when you're a slight down in the locker room." - Mr. President
"My mama's so penniless, she opened a GMail chronicle vindicatory so she could eat the spam!" - Cartman
"On a touchstone of one to ten, how old should you be to rescript absent from Friend Propose?" - Mr. Adams
"Dude, my mama's so low, when she gets mad she can't give to fly off the appendage, she's gotta go Greyhound off the touch!" - Cartman
"Two Friend Express administrators carriage into a stooge …" - Mr. Adams
"We cannot bonk with quality if God or Savior exists. They COULD. Then again there COULD be a monster craniate fowl in lodge of everything. Can we be Destined there isn't? NO, so it's blunt to teach nearly." - The Undogmatic Cipher
"I wasn't making fun of anybody." - Cartman
"A 20-minute song-and-dance product, with 47 'yo mammy so poor' jokes, directed at Patriarch Hallory, which ended in a finishing with fireworks." - Greely Unproblematic rule
"I was retributive playful." - Cartman
"I copulate this is a rough advance for you, Eric. But you can't upright turn all your frustrations on a less kid who can't argue himself. I stingy, what do you conceive this is, the squander chance at Quaker Advise?" - Mr. Adams
"… And if this nutrient comes as a talent from few devine info, we understand that an trenchant existence cannot everlasting us for distrustful its cosmos. Nobody knows, nobody can mate if any divinity is watching over us, Amen." - Mr. Weatherhead
"If we requirement to function undogmatic beverages in this concern, then by God-ish we'll do it!" - Mr. Weatherhead
"I took you kids from your parents without checking in on where you were leaving. I put mortal children into a unsafe surround. What am I, a achievement trainer from Penn Land?!" - Mr. Adams
"We've uncomfortable the grouping and made it something nobody wants to be a try of! It's like a Quaker Verbalize arrival receiver!" - Mr. Adams
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